O’er the past year we’ve learned about growing and gardening
Much was uplifting and some just disheartening.
From fungus gnats in soil that’s wet
To learning about the emerald ash borer threat
We covered troubles with old trees, new trees, and grapes
Reblooming orchids and pruning mistakes
I’ve written ‘bout fruit trees and some of their horrors
Fire blight, frost damage, and apricot borers
We gave reasons to leave winter gardens in squalor
And mechanisms explaining how leaves change their color
Pomegranates bursting early are the absolute worst
Some days it seems that our gardens are cursed
But we try, try again, and we dust off our pants,
For they say the best gardeners have killed the most plants.
Fifty-two columns, that ain’t nothing to sneeze at
Thanks to others who’ve helped me when I’ve fallen flat
I apologize fully for questions ignored
And I assure you it wasn’t because I was bored
From geranium hardiness to tulip disease,
It’s not that I don’t care, it’s my time that’s too squeezed
Upcoming columns o’er the next 52 weeks
Will also be chock full of garden techniques
The projects I’m working on through the course of the year
Will weave themselves in, exactly how is unclear
From decorative bulbs and wild artichokes
To rare prickly pears and varieties of oaks,
From tomatoes to tulips, the topics wide-ranging,
I’m revising tree lists ‘cause the climate is changing.
We’ll also be researching how to grow hemp
The internal compounds may respond well to temp
No matter what happens, this year we’ll be learning
‘bout plants that are easy and some more concerning
Send questions about daffodils, tomatoes, and mulch
Or ask about planting alongside a steep gulch
As always, you’ll find info links on the blog
Where columns are listed in a long catalog
The internet’s rich with virtual classrooms
Follow our program at NMDesertBlooms.
We’ll try to help out as much as we can
Whether you’re growing potatoes or trees of pecan
I’m looking for plant problems much like a vulture
There’s lots to be learned in the world of horticulture
No question is stupid. I’m not a snob.
I’ll take the easy and tough ones ‘cause I love my plant job
If you’re interested in it, you’ve got my attention.
That’s what we do here in Cooperative Extension.